Puff Puff Pass the Daddy Dragon (Limited Collection)

PUFF THE DADDY DRAGON

it’s not deep.

you’re just high.

and the shirt looks sick.

big print. loud colors. weird little goblin energy.

smoke trails. dragon brain. zero useful advice.

soft enough to disappear in.

heavy enough to feel like an actual shirt.

doesn’t fit like a napkin.

doesn’t feel cheap.

just a good tee for sitting there,

staring at nothing,

and acting like that was the plan.

front goes hard.

back says puff puff pass,

like a public service announcement for the doomed.

made for the people

who smell a little like bad ideas

and somehow make it look cool.

wear it fried.

wear it dead sober.

wear it until the dragon starts feeling real.

that’s basically it. 💨🐉